“I don’t care where you have to go and find one I don’t care if you have to drive to Ikea and buy one. I don’t care if you have to go to Jennifer Convertibles. Give my husband a bed!”
Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit
An ongoing digital archive of 1,364 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.
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“When in doubt, say something in French.”
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“I know something even more than my wildest dreams are just around the corner. I believe in true love. I believe God has a plan. A raw, honest life is the only way… I love living in the mystery.”
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“That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”
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“Every man who marries, marries the wrong woman. True suffering cometh when a man is in love with the woman he cannot marry.”
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“It was supposed to be a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way.”
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“I’m Petra’s father.”
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“What kind of crap forest doesn’t have a cell tower?”
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“Never fear. We will come up with something very smart at the very last minute that solves all our problems!”
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“So it’s actually only two of us now. Myself and my grandmother, Nana Connie. We like to watch 60 Minutes because Lesley Stahl is fearless.”
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“It’s this new hookup app my company is launching. We’ve got Grindr. We’ve got Tinder. This is Zellweger. It’s for gay guys who just want to talk about actresses, then go to bed.”
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“It’s one thing to be old, to be forty or fifty with a broken heart, but it’s practically terminal when you’re thirteen. When you’re thirteen with a broken heart, I bet your valves aren’t even strong enough to mend themselves.”
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“It’s not sewing, it’s making moonlight.”
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“You can do ten stupid things if you do one smart thing.”
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“You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.”
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“My mom gave me this 9-mil for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I’ll always remember what she put on the card, ‘Jesus Loves Winners.’ That’s why no matter what I do, I aim to win.”
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“Aw, look, poor thing—they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is.”
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“I don’t know where the rumble is. I don’t even know what a rumble is.”
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“That’s not the Northern lights. That’s Manderley!”
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“I don’t consider myself to be a particularly ethical person, but I am fair.”
