“Can I offer you a roll? Or the chilling tale of how I lost my daughter?”
Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit
An ongoing digital archive of 1,390 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.
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“I know only that we cannot hide from our ghosts, whether they are real or not, we must make our peace with them, and live life somehow.”
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“Humans have only one ending. Ideas live for ever.”
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“Tinsley Mortimer dropped on the scene like a bombshell.”
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“Life is what you make of it. So do something. Do something brave. Do something unexpected. But do something, because you have four women in a jail cell who are desperately hoping for a reason to believe there’s still a reason to believe. So do something, goddammit, because this isn’t the end of the freaking story.”
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“I don’t care where you have to go and find one I don’t care if you have to drive to Ikea and buy one. I don’t care if you have to go to Jennifer Convertibles. Give my husband a bed!”
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“When in doubt, say something in French.”
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“I know something even more than my wildest dreams are just around the corner. I believe in true love. I believe God has a plan. A raw, honest life is the only way… I love living in the mystery.”
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“That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”
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“Every man who marries, marries the wrong woman. True suffering cometh when a man is in love with the woman he cannot marry.”
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“It was supposed to be a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way.”
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“I’m Petra’s father.”
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“What kind of crap forest doesn’t have a cell tower?”
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“Never fear. We will come up with something very smart at the very last minute that solves all our problems!”
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“So it’s actually only two of us now. Myself and my grandmother, Nana Connie. We like to watch 60 Minutes because Lesley Stahl is fearless.”
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“It’s this new hookup app my company is launching. We’ve got Grindr. We’ve got Tinder. This is Zellweger. It’s for gay guys who just want to talk about actresses, then go to bed.”
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“It’s one thing to be old, to be forty or fifty with a broken heart, but it’s practically terminal when you’re thirteen. When you’re thirteen with a broken heart, I bet your valves aren’t even strong enough to mend themselves.”
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“It’s not sewing, it’s making moonlight.”
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“You can do ten stupid things if you do one smart thing.”
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“You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.”
