Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

“Feels like being wrapped in kittens.”

“I told Don I had to run to Paris because I thought you might kill yourself. He was fiddling with the remote. He told me, ‘Tell her hello, if you get there in time.’”

“I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.”

“Hi, everybody. I’m Sue. And it’s time to Pump It Up! Are you ready? Let’s go!“

“Sometimes, the better my makeup looks, the worse I feel about my face… There’s something about… the slow process of getting used to who I am… that the… ‘prettier’ I get, the more I see the flaws.”

“You fucking old steaming bag of wet leaking shit! Your fucking ass is bigger than the moon and your cat wants a good fucking burning, too! I reckon. You stupid big stinker! You mangy old titless turnip…”

“Say it with me now… I will not accept a life I do not deserve!”

“Can we shoot? We need to shoot. I’m here now. C’mon. I really would like to shoot.”

“If you drink, you will die. If you drink, you may see.”

“It’s not hard to do a show; it’s hard to cancel a show.”