“Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.”
Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit
An ongoing digital archive of 1,364 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.
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Film
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“You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you’re giving them credit for.”
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“Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself ‘slightly’ killed.”
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“We had to assert our dignity in small ways. That’s why these napkins are beautiful. That’s why my mother’s gloves were beautiful. Little details that tell the world, we are not invisible.”
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“Gotta get out of this town
There’s no reason to wait around
Forget the past, be free at last
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“Duval, please! I can’t hear myself think, and I’m trying to think in French!”
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“What were the overheard words by the Nazi child masturbatin’ in the bathroom?”
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“Fuck off, Hitler!”
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“I think that to be really really good you have to come from some place inside that I’m just not sure I have.”
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“Your nose is beautiful. Are you showing me your nose right now? You don’t have to show it to me. I’ve been looking at it all night.”
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“You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.”
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“Hey, Irving, I’m gonna be having fun. Maybe it’ll be contagious, huh?”
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“I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.”
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“Well, I don’t care. He gives large parties, and I like large parties—they’re so intimate. Small parties, there isn’t any privacy.”
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“I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I’m living!”
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“If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you’d be the first person in the history of the world.”
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“Dead men tell no lies.”
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“You know something, what this place reminds me of? Disneyland with tits.”
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“Hmm… they’ve only come for a repeat performance of the Cincinnati Succubus.”
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“How’d she die?” “It was sorta a do-it-yourself thing.”
