Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

An ongoing digital archive of 1,374 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.

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Film

  • The Roses

    The Roses

    Directed by Jay Roach

    “I never thought watching a white man reclaim his power could be so moving.”

  • Kiss of the Spider Woman

    Kiss of the Spider Woman

    Directed by Bill Condon

    “Homosexuals always die in Hollywood movies. Most of the time, they kill themselves.”

  • Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery

    Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery

    Directed by Ally Pankiw

    “One of the beautiful things about Lilith was we could be ourselves. There was such power in that.”

  • Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale

    Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale

    Directed by Simon Curtis

    “My favourite haunt if it weren’t for the prices. The last time I dined there, I asked for the bill and a pistol.”

  • The Thursday Murder Club

    The Thursday Murder Club

    Directed by Chris Columbus

    “Well, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to,”

  • Who Done It: The Clue Documentary

    Who Done It: The Clue Documentary

    Directed by Jeff C. Smith

    “If you do a good play and it gets bad reviews and nobody comes it’s off in a week or two and that’s the end of it, it’s gone forever. If you do a film that’s not well received to start with, it turns out it can have a life after death.”

  • Sweet Charity

    Sweet Charity

    Directed by Bob Fosse

    “Wow! This place sure is crawlin’ with celebrities. I’m the only person here I never heard of.”

  • Marci X

    Marci X

    Directed by Richard Benjamin

    “Can you imagine being addicted to heroin?”“It’s heartbreaking.”“But does the weight stay off?”

  • My Mom Jayne

    My Mom Jayne

    Directed by Mariska Hargitay

    “I would love to have had one more conversation with your father before he passed away, because I also would like to apologize to him because I’m sure I was also part of his suffering.” “Well, you’re 89, so you’ll get to tell him soon.”

  • Pittsburgh

    Pittsburgh

    Directed by Chris Bradley and Kyle LaBrache

    “With a capital T, and that gotsta rhyme with a P, and that stands for pool!”

  • I’m Your Venus

    I’m Your Venus

    Directed by Kimberly Reed

    “I would like to be a spoiled rich white girl. They get what they want, whenever they want it. They don’t have to really struggle with finances, nice things, nice clothes, and they don’t have to have that as a problem.”

  • The Wedding Banquet

    The Wedding Banquet

    Directed by Andrew Ahn

    “Fuck green card! I don’t even want to be an American. The trains are so slow and I never know how much to tip.”

  • Another Simple Favor

    Another Simple Favor

    Directed by Paul Feig

    “As long as they keep plying me with enough booze to kill a small show pony, I’ll be fine.”

  • Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

    Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

    Directed by Bruce David Klein

    “Reality is something you rise above.”

  • Conclave

    Conclave

    Directed by Edward Berger

    “I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me more useful.”

  • Maria

    Maria

    Directed by Pablo LarraĂ­n

    “Book me a table at a cafĂ© where the waiters know who I am. I’m in the mood for adulation.”

  • Our Little Secret

    Our Little Secret

    Directed by Stephen Herek

    “Feels like being wrapped in kittens.”

  • French Exit

    French Exit

    Directed by Azazel Jacobs

    “I told Don I had to run to Paris because I thought you might kill yourself. He was fiddling with the remote. He told me, ‘Tell her hello, if you get there in time.’”

  • Wicked

    Wicked

    Directed by John M. Chu

    “I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.”

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    Directed by Coralie Fargeat

    “Hi, everybody. I’m Sue. And it’s time to Pump It Up! Are you ready? Let’s go!“