Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

An ongoing digital archive of 1,364 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.

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Film

  • Lilith Fair: Building a Mystery

    Directed by Ally Pankiw

    “One of the beautiful things about Lilith was we could be ourselves. There was such power in that.”

  • Downton Abbey: The Grand Finale

    Directed by Simon Curtis

    “My favourite haunt if it weren’t for the prices. The last time I dined there, I asked for the bill and a pistol.”

  • The Thursday Murder Club

    Directed by Chris Columbus

    ā€œWell, imagine if we only ever did what we were supposed to,ā€

  • Who Done It: The Clue Documentary

    Directed by Jeff C. Smith

    “If you do a good play and it gets bad reviews and nobody comes it’s off in a week or two and that’s the end of it, it’s gone forever. If you do a film that’s not well received to start with, it turns out it can have a life after death.”

  • Sweet Charity

    Directed by Bob Fosse

    “Wow! This place sure is crawlin’ with celebrities. I’m the only person here I never heard of.”

  • Marci X

    Directed by Richard Benjamin

    ā€œCan you imagine being addicted to heroin?ā€ā€œIt’s heartbreaking.ā€ā€œBut does the weight stay off?ā€

  • My Mom Jayne

    Directed by Mariska Hargitay

    “I would love to have had one more conversation with your father before he passed away, because I also would like to apologize to him because I’m sure I was also part of his suffering.” “Well, you’re 89, so you’ll get to tell him soon.”

  • Pittsburgh

    Directed by Chris Bradley and Kyle LaBrache

    “With a capital T, and that gotsta rhyme with a P, and that stands for pool!”

  • I’m Your Venus

    Directed by Kimberly Reed

    ā€œI would like to be a spoiled rich white girl. They get what they want, whenever they want it. They don’t have to really struggle with finances, nice things, nice clothes, and they don’t have to have that as a problem.ā€

  • The Wedding Banquet

    Directed by Andrew Ahn

    “Fuck green card! I don’t even want to be an American. The trains are so slow and I never know how much to tip.”

  • Another Simple Favor

    Directed by Paul Feig

    “As long as they keep plying me with enough booze to kill a small show pony, I’ll be fine.”

  • Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

    Directed by Bruce David Klein

    “Reality is something you rise above.”

  • Conclave

    Directed by Edward Berger

    “I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me more useful.”

  • Maria

    Directed by Pablo LarraĆ­n

    “Book me a table at a cafĆ© where the waiters know who I am. I’m in the mood for adulation.”

  • Our Little Secret

    Directed by Stephen Herek

    “Feels like being wrapped in kittens.”

  • French Exit

    Directed by Azazel Jacobs

    “I told Don I had to run to Paris because I thought you might kill yourself. He was fiddling with the remote. He told me, ‘Tell her hello, if you get there in time.’”

  • Wicked

    Directed by John M. Chu

    ā€œI happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.ā€

  • The Substance

    Directed by Coralie Fargeat

    ā€œHi, everybody. I’m Sue. And it’s time to Pump It Up! Are you ready? Let’s go!ā€œ

  • Will and Harper

    Directed by Josh Greenbaum

    ā€œSometimes, the better my makeup looks, the worse I feel about my face… There’s something about… the slow process of getting used to who I am… that the… ā€˜prettier’ I get, the more I see the flaws.ā€

  • Wicked Little Letters

    Directed by Thea Sharrock

    “You fucking old steaming bag of wet leaking shit! Your fucking ass is bigger than the moon and your cat wants a good fucking burning, too! I reckon. You stupid big stinker! You mangy old titless turnip…”