Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

“It was a cold and rainy day in March. I went to Cristophe’s where I usually get my hair done, but Cristophe wasn’t there. He had mysteriously disappeared. In his place was a stranger named Rinaldo. I’ll never forget him. His eyes were steely gray. His hands were like ice. He said, ‘I’ll streak your hair and I’ll give you a body wave.’ He worked very fast and then, as he turned my chair around to face the mirror, I saw it. He permed me!”

“Can I offer you a roll? Or the chilling tale of how I lost my daughter?”

“I know only that we cannot hide from our ghosts, whether they are real or not, we must make our peace with them, and live life somehow.”

“Humans have only one ending. Ideas live for ever.”

“Tinsley Mortimer dropped on the scene like a bombshell.”

“Life is what you make of it. So do something. Do something brave. Do something unexpected. But do something, because you have four women in a jail cell who are desperately hoping for a reason to believe there’s still a reason to believe. So do something, goddammit, because this isn’t the end of the freaking story.”

“I don’t care where you have to go and find one I don’t care if you have to drive to Ikea and buy one. I don’t care if you have to go to Jennifer Convertibles. Give my husband a bed!”

“When in doubt, say something in French.”

“I know something even more than my wildest dreams are just around the corner. I believe in true love. I believe God has a plan. A raw, honest life is the only way… I love living in the mystery.”

“That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.”