Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

An ongoing digital archive of 1,212 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.

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  • Sweet Charity

    Directed by Bob Fosse

    “Wow! This place sure is crawlin’ with celebrities. I’m the only person here I never heard of.”

  • Marci X

    Directed by Richard Benjamin

    “Can you imagine being addicted to heroin?”“It’s heartbreaking.”“But does the weight stay off?”

  • My Mom Jayne

    Directed by Mariska Hargitay

    “I would love to have had one more conversation with your father before he passed away, because I also would like to apologize to him because I’m sure I was also part of his suffering.” “Well, you’re 89, so you’ll get to tell him soon.”

  • Pittsburgh

    Directed by Chris Bradley and Kyle LaBrache

    “With a capital T, and that gotsta rhyme with a P, and that stands for pool!”

  • I’m Your Venus

    Directed by Kimberly Reed

    “I would like to be a spoiled rich white girl. They get what they want, whenever they want it. They don’t have to really struggle with finances, nice things, nice clothes, and they don’t have to have that as a problem.”

  • The Wedding Banquet

    Directed by Andrew Ahn

    “Fuck green card! I don’t even want to be an American. The trains are so slow and I never know how much to tip.”

  • Another Simple Favor

    Directed by Paul Feig

    “As long as they keep plying me with enough booze to kill a small show pony, I’ll be fine.”

  • Liza: A Truly Terrific Absolutely True Story

    Directed by Bruce David Klein

    “Reality is something you rise above.”

  • Conclave

    Directed by Edward Berger

    “I am what God made me. And perhaps it is my difference that will make me more useful.”

  • Maria

    Directed by Pablo Larraín

    “Book me a table at a café where the waiters know who I am. I’m in the mood for adulation.”