Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

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  • Howards End

    Directed by James Ivory

    “Whatever shall I do? You see, the modern ownership of movables is reducing us again to a nomadic horde. We are reverting to a civilization of luggage, Mr. Wilcox.”

  • Grey Gardens

    Directed by David Maysles, Albert Maysles, Ellen Hovde, and Muffie Meyer

    “We better check on mother and the cats. She’s a lot of fun, I hope she doesn’t die. I hate to spend another winter here though. Oh God, another winter.”

  • The Women

    Directed by George Cukor

    “Oh, you remember the awful things they said about what’s-her-name before she jumped out the window? There. You see? I can’t even remember her name so who cares?”

  • Charade

    Directed by Stanley Donen

    “It is infuriating that your unhappiness does not turn to fat!”

  • Toy Story 3

    Directed by Lee Unkrich

    “Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he’ll never give up on you… ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.”

  • The Drama

    Directed by Kristoffer Borgli

    “Why do you want to talk about fucking in front of your family? Or her family?”

  • The Producers

    Directed by Susan Stroman

    “Wait, here’s one: ‘One morning Gregor Samsa awoke to discover he had been transformed into a giant cockroach!’ Nah, too good.”

  • Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair

    Directed by Quentin Tarantino

    “The lioness has rejoined her cub, and all is right in the jungle.”

  • The Devil Wears Prada 2

    Directed by David Frankel

    “And the models were encouraged to mill around like starving goats in the parking lot of a methadone clinic in New Jersey?”

  • It’s Dorothy!

    Directed by Jeffrey McHale

    “If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own back yard.”

  • La jetée

    Directed by Chris Marker

    “Nothing tells memories from ordinary moments. Only afterwards do they claim remembrance on account of their scars.”

  • Blue Moon

    Directed by Richard Linklater

    “What do you call a tireless, relentless homosexual? ‘Inde-faggot-ible.’”

  • Disneyland Handcrafted

    Directed by Leslie Iwerks

    “Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.”

  • Bugonia

    Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

    “We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now. Where people should, of course, feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. No one is going to be overworked like in the past. No more unpleasant incidents. But, of course, it’s not compulsory. And obviously, if people still have work to do, they should absolutely stay and continue to work. But it’s not strictly enforced. Although we still do want to meet quotas. So if we can do that, just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, so “let your conscience guide you” kind of thing. Yeah? Good.”

  • Secret Mall Apartment

    Directed by Jeremy Workman

    “People being evicted, people losing their spaces, people getting kicked out, people getting priced out, it was just sorta something kinda happening. The mall comes, totally remakes your neighborhood, you adjust. It doesn’t adjust to you. You adjust to it. And it was impossible to not see the apartment project through that lens.”

  • One Battle After Another

    Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson

    “I’ve got a little Latino Harriet Tubman situation going on at my place. All legit. From the heart. No cash.”

  • Wake Up Dead Man

    Directed by Rian Johnson

    “Yes. ‘Benoit Blanc PWNED.’ Owned with a P, whatever that means.”

  • Wicked: For Good

    Directed by Jon M. Chu

    “You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. You know what we call it? History.”

  • The Roses

    Directed by Jay Roach

    “I never thought watching a white man reclaim his power could be so moving.”

  • Kiss of the Spider Woman

    Directed by Bill Condon

    “Homosexuals always die in Hollywood movies. Most of the time, they kill themselves.”