Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

“Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special, is he’ll never give up on you… ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.”

“Why do you want to talk about fucking in front of your family? Or her family?”

“Wait, here’s one: ‘One morning Gregor Samsa awoke to discover he had been transformed into a giant cockroach!’ Nah, too good.”

“The lioness has rejoined her cub, and all is right in the jungle.”

“And the models were encouraged to mill around like starving goats in the parking lot of a methadone clinic in New Jersey?”

“If I ever go looking for my heart’s desire again, I won’t look any further than my own back yard.”

“Nothing tells memories from ordinary moments. Only afterwards do they claim remembrance on account of their scars.”

“What do you call a tireless, relentless homosexual? ‘Inde-faggot-ible.’”

“Disneyland will never be completed. It will continue to grow as long as there is imagination left in the world.”

“We need to send the message that we have a new culture here now. Where people should, of course, feel free to leave at 5:30 and be with their families. No one is going to be overworked like in the past. No more unpleasant incidents. But, of course, it’s not compulsory. And obviously, if people still have work to do, they should absolutely stay and continue to work. But it’s not strictly enforced. Although we still do want to meet quotas. So if we can do that, just remembering, you know, we are running a business here, so “let your conscience guide you” kind of thing. Yeah? Good.”