Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

An ongoing digital archive of 1,212 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.

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  • I Married a Witch

    Directed by René Clair

    “Every man who marries, marries the wrong woman. True suffering cometh when a man is in love with the woman he cannot marry.”

  • Glass Onion

    Directed by Rian Johnson

    “It was supposed to be a tribute to Beyoncé, but people did not take it that way.”

  • Tár

    Directed by Todd Field

    “I’m Petra’s father.”

  • Falling for Christmas

    Directed by Janeen Damian

    “What kind of crap forest doesn’t have a cell tower?”

  • Disenchanted

    Directed by Adam Shankman

    “Never fear. We will come up with something very smart at the very last minute that solves all our problems!”

  • Marcel the Shell With Shoes On

    Directed by Dean Fleischer Camp

    “So it’s actually only two of us now. Myself and my grandmother, Nana Connie. We like to watch 60 Minutes because Lesley Stahl is fearless.”

  • Bros

    Directed by Nicholas Stoller

    “It’s this new hookup app my company is launching. We’ve got Grindr. We’ve got Tinder. This is Zellweger. It’s for gay guys who just want to talk about actresses, then go to bed.”

  • Better Nate Than Ever

    Directed by Tim Federle

    “It’s one thing to be old, to be forty or fifty with a broken heart, but it’s practically terminal when you’re thirteen. When you’re thirteen with a broken heart, I bet your valves aren’t even strong enough to mend themselves.”

  • Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

    Directed by Anthony Fabian

    “It’s not sewing, it’s making moonlight.”

  • Elvis

    Directed by Baz Luhrmann

    “You can do ten stupid things if you do one smart thing.”