“You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.”
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“You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.”

“My mom gave me this 9-mil for my 13th birthday. Yeah. I’ll always remember what she put on the card, ‘Jesus Loves Winners.’ That’s why no matter what I do, I aim to win.”

“Aw, look, poor thing—they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is.”

“I don’t know where the rumble is. I don’t even know what a rumble is.”

“That’s not the Northern lights. That’s Manderley!”

“I don’t consider myself to be a particularly ethical person, but I am fair.”

“Sometimes the spaghetti likes to be alone.”

“You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you’re giving them credit for.”

“Now you listen to me, I’m an advertising man, not a red herring. I’ve got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent me, and I don’t intend to disappoint them all by getting myself ‘slightly’ killed.”

“We had to assert our dignity in small ways. That’s why these napkins are beautiful. That’s why my mother’s gloves were beautiful. Little details that tell the world, we are not invisible.”