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“Good evening, humans, and welcome back. Today was the first day—well, preview day—at Comic-Con. As most of you know, I was banned from last year’s—” “You weren’t banned! You were grounded!”




“I am not a closeted homo-whatever!”
“This is the 80s. The muses are in retreat. They’ll just take some stinkaroo movie throw it on stage and call it a show!”


