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Speakeasy Stage Company







“What I like about religion is that it assumes that everyone is an idiot and that we’re all incapable of saving ourselves. I think they’ve got something right with that.”
“People yelling in your ear however much you explain, so you literally have to grab their face and stick it in front of you.”

“I don’t need their permission. I do what I want because I’m the President, and because I’m hot!”

“This is the 80s. The muses are in retreat. They’ll just take some stinkaroo movie throw it on stage and call it a show!”
“Most people who think they’re happy are really just stupid.”


