
An ongoing digital archive of 1,374 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.
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“Have a safe and happy night.”

“People yelling in your ear however much you explain, so you literally have to grab their face and stick it in front of you.”
“So. How is everyone? Can you hear me? I don’t believe in microphones. Singing is first of all about projection. So is speech. People are forgetting how to listen. They want everything blasted at them. Listening takes concentration. If you can’t hear me, it’s your fault. You’re not concentrating.”

“After years of neglect, someone saw fit to pull me out of a dusty old trunk.”

“Frankness at all cost is essential for a happy marriage.”

“Time is the longest distance between two places.”

“Oh, earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you.”
“I hate brandy…it stinks of modern literature.”



