“You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. You know what we call it? History.”
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“You see, back where I come from, we got a whole lot of people who believe all sorts of things that aren’t true. You know what we call it? History.”
“Fuck green card! I don’t even want to be an American. The trains are so slow and I never know how much to tip.”
āI happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.ā
“It’s this new hookup app my company is launching. We’ve got Grindr. We’ve got Tinder. This is Zellweger. It’s for gay guys who just want to talk about actresses, then go to bed.”
“You know a lot of people on Twitter think body positivity has gone too far.”