“Aw, look, poor thing—they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is.”

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“Aw, look, poor thing—they won’t let her shop. Yeah, like those salesgirls in Beverly Hills aren’t bigger whores than she is.”