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“When you’re surrounded by awfulness, often the only way to get through it was by laughing at it. From an early age, comedy and tragedy lived right next to each other.” (David Lindsay-Abaire)



“In Vienna I used to just have an espresso every day in the morning for breakfast, and like a piece of chocolate and a biscuit, and that was it. And nobody stood around watching me eat, I just ate. And I didn’t have to look at my reflection all day in gilt-edged mirrors was outside, in nature, playing. The oak trees, the firs. All that sunlight? The pores of my skin drank up sunlight.”







“Good evening, humans, and welcome back. Today was the first day—well, preview day—at Comic-Con. As most of you know, I was banned from last year’s—” “You weren’t banned! You were grounded!”