
An ongoing digital archive of 1,248 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.



“I had a dream my life would be so different from this hell I’m living!”


“Oh, earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you.”







“I hate brandy…it stinks of modern literature.”








“If you figure a way to live without serving a master, any master, then let the rest of us know, will you? For you’d be the first person in the history of the world.”



“I don’t need their permission. I do what I want because I’m the President, and because I’m hot!”




