“Have a safe and happy night.”
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Calderwood Pavilion
“Have a safe and happy night.”
“People yelling in your ear however much you explain, so you literally have to grab their face and stick it in front of you.”
“The room where you are is the room where I’m home.”


“Oh, earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you.”
“I don’t need their permission. I do what I want because I’m the President, and because I’m hot!”


“This is the 80s. The muses are in retreat. They’ll just take some stinkaroo movie throw it on stage and call it a show!”
“Most people who think they’re happy are really just stupid.”






“I’m very attractive. I am. I’ve always been that way but it’s no great big deal to me—if anything, it’s worked against me for most of my life. I have been given this thing to wear around, my features, and I’m stuck with it.”
