“Frankness at all cost is essential for a happy marriage.”
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“Frankness at all cost is essential for a happy marriage.”


“Time is the longest distance between two places.”

“Oh, earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you.”
“I hate brandy…it stinks of modern literature.”
“I don’t need their permission. I do what I want because I’m the President, and because I’m hot!”




“In Vienna I used to just have an espresso every day in the morning for breakfast, and like a piece of chocolate and a biscuit, and that was it. And nobody stood around watching me eat, I just ate. And I didn’t have to look at my reflection all day in gilt-edged mirrors was outside, in nature, playing. The oak trees, the firs. All that sunlight? The pores of my skin drank up sunlight.”
“Good evening, humans, and welcome back. Today was the first day—well, preview day—at Comic-Con. As most of you know, I was banned from last year’s—” “You weren’t banned! You were grounded!”


