“Oh, earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you.”
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“Oh, earth, you’re too wonderful for anybody to realize you.”
“I hate brandy…it stinks of modern literature.”
“I don’t need their permission. I do what I want because I’m the President, and because I’m hot!”




“In Vienna I used to just have an espresso every day in the morning for breakfast, and like a piece of chocolate and a biscuit, and that was it. And nobody stood around watching me eat, I just ate. And I didn’t have to look at my reflection all day in gilt-edged mirrors was outside, in nature, playing. The oak trees, the firs. All that sunlight? The pores of my skin drank up sunlight.”
“Good evening, humans, and welcome back. Today was the first day—well, preview day—at Comic-Con. As most of you know, I was banned from last year’s—” “You weren’t banned! You were grounded!”



“I am not a closeted homo-whatever!”
“This is the 80s. The muses are in retreat. They’ll just take some stinkaroo movie throw it on stage and call it a show!”

“I promise you, Vienna has its share of stupid people. A famous saying: ‘After all the Jews had fled or been killed—and then after the war when all the Nazis went into hiding—nothing was left in Vienna except for—the unexceptional.’”
“Most people who think they’re happy are really just stupid.”
