Kyle Thomas Hemingway: The ephemera edit

An ongoing digital archive of 1,399 items (and counting) proving that I read, I saw, and I actually paid attention.

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  • Downton Abbey: Series Six

    Downton Abbey: Series Six

    Created by Julian Fellowes

    “If I withdrew my friendship from everyone who had spoken ill of me, my address book would be empty!”

  • Downton Abbey: Series Five

    Downton Abbey: Series Five

    Created by Julian Fellowes

    “Principles are like prayers; noble, of course, but awkward at a party.”

  • Downton Abbey: Series Four

    Downton Abbey: Series Four

    Created by Julian Fellowes

    “Rosamund has no interest in French. If she wishes to be understood by a foreigner, she shouts.”

  • Downton Abbey: Series Three

    Downton Abbey: Series Three

    Created by Julian Fellowes

    “‘Lie’ is so unmusical a word.”

  • Downton Abbey: Series Two

    Downton Abbey: Series Two

    Created by Julian Fellowes

    “You don’t mind my taking over the flowers, do you? Cora’s flowers always look more suited to a first communion…in southern Italy.”

  • A Very British Scandal

    A Very British Scandal

    Created by Sarah Phelps

    “There were these monkeys, apes, bonobos, quite fascinating. Everything they do is about sex. They meet a new bonobo, they have sex with them. Sticking it in and out, dear, ‘hello, how do you do?’ In and out, tossing each other off, fingering each other, in and out, in and out, non-stop. It’s how they make friends. And I thought ‘that’s Margaret—in and out, in and out—Margaret is a bonobo.’”

  • Big Mistakes: Season 1

    Big Mistakes: Season 1

    Created by Dan Levy and Rachel Sennott

    “I should have never weaponized you with an education.”

  • Hacks: The final season

    Hacks: The final season

    Created by Paul W. Downs, Lucia Aniello, and Jen Statsky

    “Why am I in the rough draft of a car?”

  • The Comeback: The final season

    The Comeback: The final season

    Created by Lisa Kudrow and Michael Patrick King

    “Cause when it comes down to other people’s opinions, don’t listen to Emmy of them!”